October 2011
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“I came. I saw. I hit him right dead in the jaw.”
– Ludacris/”Get Back”
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“Lord, I ain’t what I ought to be, and I ain’t what I want to be, and...”
– unknown
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“You know it makes one feel rather good deciding not to be a bitch. It’s...”
– Ernest Hemingway/The Sun Also Rises
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Truncated Units of Language and Colloquialisms for...
obvs
adverb
the correct abbreviation of the word “obvisously”; Well, obvs David Bowie is the greatest glam rocker to ever live. No question.
NEVER EVER EVER “obvi”. I don’t care if that’s the actual order of the letters in the long form of the word. it’s just wrong. OBVS.
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“The worst thing, the most pretentious thing that someone can say to me, and it...”
– Mindy Kaling (via charlotte-charles)
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Truth Time (No. 1)
Sometimes I like watching movie trailers more than I like watching actual movies.
In college I was a Film Studies major and consequently one might think I am a film buff so this is particularly shameful (I’m sure we’ll cover more of my Film Studies shame later).
Even a bad movie can be entertaining in a trailer. You get the really good bits (and in some cases ALL of the best bits). A...
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Conflation Station (No. 1)
In my mind, I mix up the bands The Lemon Pipers, Supergrass & The Lightning Seeds and form my own imaginary superband called “The Lemongrass Seeds”.
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“For we cannot tarry here,
We must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of...”
– Walt Whitman/”Pioneers! O Pioneers!”
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“Now tell me who’s your housekeeper and what you keep in your house?
What...”
– Ludacris/”Rollout (My Business)”
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“do you believe in rock & roll? can music save your mortal soul? and can you...”
– Don McLean/”American Pie”
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Truncated Units of Language and Colloquialisms for...
dashtronaut
noun
A handsome, charming, swoon-worthy, generally dashing astronaut (preferably from the 1960s): That Tony Nelson is one stone cold dashtronaut!
A gentleman possessing the basic qualities of the above without actually being a professional space traveler; the right guy: I’ve dated so many losers, I just need to find my dashtronaut.
see also: I Dream of Jeannie’s Maj....
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Things Are (going to be) Happening
here are some new segments Dollar Store Indian will soon be featuring (along with the same old random posts and reblogs).
Truth Time: in which I confess my dark and embarassing secrets to the internet. sounds like a solid plan.
Truncated Units of Language and Colloquialisms for the Loquacious Gentleperson: in which I define and discuss abbreviations/slang terms/phrases in my vernacular that may...
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So...
I want to be a Pawnee Goddess. best. club. ever.
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It's sad but...
I get a sense of accomplishment when I finish a Diet Coke.
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What Is My Life?!
Right now, not much. But that is bound to change, right? RIGHT?!
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